twitterlols:

fyanimaldiversity:

Melanistic Atlantic Grey Seal (Halichoerus grypus atlantica) [x]

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

paranetics:

ALT

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

escuerzoresucitado:

slimetony:

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

pileofknives:

ungezieferwerden:

we need swimmable cities 

foone:

foone:

The most annoying thing with ADHD impulsiveness is when you finally have motivation to do something and then it turns out you can’t.

Like, I just went “I’M GONNA MAKE SOME FUCKING MUFFINS” and I was preheating the oven and then WHOOPS I’m out of vegetable oil.

I can run to the store or have it delivered, but both of those are likely to take so long that by the time I get my veggie oil, I’ll have lost the motivation to bake.

Look one of the most overlooked symptoms of ADHD is time blindness, and with it there’s only three times:

1. The past (poorly remembered)
2. Right the fuck now (the only time that is real. Finally, for the first time, you are awake)
3. The future (may never come. Do not trust. Next week might as well be “in a billion years after the sun goes cold”)

brokenstick:

she ate

ezrevenge:

i love these guys

retroactivebakeries:

retroactivebakeries:

spleen9000:

spleen9000:

west coast nest coast

we have some birds

east coast beast coast

there’s. animal

dunmertitty:

bunjywunjy:

funnytwittertweets:

fish know about Africa

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void-the-bear:

only-tiktoks:

@is-the-snake-video-cute Hognose being hognose

Love it! Such typical hognose behavior!